Kicking Ass and Taking Names

Although my crush on Jennifer Garner has subsided to a degree over the past couple of years, I still hold a soft spot for her in my heart. By that, I mean, if 13 Going on 30 came on television, I wouldn't change the channel.

Even though I never caught her in Felicity, I was a faithful follower of Sydney Bristow's adventures (read: made-for-MTV music videos) on Alias. I even rented Elektra, the movie where... what happened in that movie exactly anyway?

Positives:
Hot
Kicks ass
Apparently likes peaches

Negatives:
One-dimensional actress
Had a kid with Ben Affleck
Listens to bad music
Was in Dude, Where's My Car?
Apparently likes the Ramones